Diary of Bridezilla Options

[Jo]

Oh my god - i am sure i work with this girl !!

She actually asked once if it would be rude to ask one of her bridesmaids to dye her hair as she didnt want her to stand out in the photos !!

Um yes you phyco it would be !!

Love it keep it coming !!!

[Emma]

can you imagine her dealing with snotty assistants in bridal shops !!

[Natalie03.08.07]

Hi Mrs S to be,

I know others have said the same thing, but I just wanted to say, that you are a truly gifted writer. I've only found this thread today and it's kept me glued to my computer for the last couple of hours (much to the detriment of my work, I might add!).

You've got the tone just right, and I have to admit, I thought initially that I didn't see how you would be able to carry the character throughout the book without people getting bored of her - but I'm glad to say that you have definitely proved me wrong, you've done it fabulously.

Anyway, good luck with getting it published and I'll defo be interested in buying it (although it will be a shame to not get the regular installments!).

Nat xx

[Mrs*S*]

Saturday 9th June
The O Bar was packed with our friends and family this evening. Even Mum managed to drag herself there, although she did spend most of the evening sat in a corner with Aunty Eileen nursing a soda water. I don’t suppose that it helped that Dad turned up with Horrid Girlfriend. She was dressed in the skimpiest top I’ve ever seen, teamed with trousers that were TOTALLY too tight. Camel toes is SO not a good look.
Trina and Tori came with me for a manicure this morning manicure this morning and had to have my nails done twice as the dozy girl gave me pink nail polish when I had specifically told her I would be wearing a red dress! We then spent the afternoon filling the party bags with some confetti and mini Molton Brown products. The cake Andy had picked up last night was gobsmaking. A miniature wedding cake in chocolate ganashe. YUMMY! It was almost too fabulous to cut in to.
I spent a good half an hour cleaning my engagement ring with a babies toothbrush to get it extra sparkly and slipped my diamond earrings into my ears to give me an extra bit of bling. Trina helped me zip my dress up and we were set to go. I had butterflies I was so excited!
Andy made a really lovely speech about how he was gaining a fiancé and losing a bank balance and everyone laughed a bit too hard. I managed to resist the temptation to say something to everyone and instead showed off my ring to all the relatives I haven’t seen for ages. GSIL2B arrived with hubby and baby in tow and I was mortified! Who brings a baby to an engagement party? I told Andy he’d have to tell them to leave but he had a quiet word with the bar manager and persuaded him to let them keep the baby hidden in its carrier under the table. Which is the best place for a baby if you ask me.
Bimbette arrived with her boyfriend, who we hadn’t even invited, wearing something that even Jodie Marsh would be ashamed to be seen in in public. Just because she has a belly button jewel and a tattoo on her upper thigh does not mean we would all like to see it! She simpered at Andy for a bit, which I thought was a bit off in front of her boyfriend even if he does look like he’s related to the Krays, so I dragged him away to refill Mum’s glass.
Janet and the others from work turned up incredibly late and half cut! Janet swore they had been delayed by the train but I have a funny feeling they’d all stopped off for drinks before coming to the party. If they were trying to avoid Bimbette and her bonehead boyfriend I can understand why I suppose.
All in all though it was a thoroughly successful night. Andy made sure Tony behaved and Dad didn’t do anything too embarrassing. I’m pretty sure Kate and Jerry were SEETHING with jealousy when they saw our Poloroid pictures in frames idea. Classic! There were a few pictures of me on my own though as Andy got a bit irritable about being dragged off to have his picture taken and I figured, well the bride is more important than the groom anyway.

[MrsO2B]

teamed with trousers that were TOTALLY too tight. Camel toes is SO not a good look.

What a classic line!!!

Brilliant as ever

Lx

[deborah]

!!!!!!!!!! love it !!!!!!!!!!!

[Clare 02/06/07]

Another fab entry! Keep 'em coming!

[Glitzer]

Brilliant!!!!!

[Laura]

Camel toes is SO not a good look.

EEEuuuuwww yuk

I have to agree with the others, this is great stuff. It's brightening my day no end.

[*amy*MrsR*Aug3rd07*]

bloody brilliant as usual!!! keep em coming we want more!!!!