To my uncles - we have made the decision that we are not having children on the day so that our wedding remains an adult day, not a children's party.

To my step-mother - it is not your job to pick the bridesmaid dresses just because you are the mother of two of them.  At 22 and 11 they are capable of expressing their own opinions.  And blue is a lovely colour, I don't want red.

This is a good idea!

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Big countdown to Saturday 19th February 2011!

 

love this!

To my MIL2B - No you can't invite any more people from YOUR PLACE OF WORK and their partners who me and my future husband have never met. The 7 that are coming already plus partners is more than enough and rude that you asked to invite them in the first place

To FIL2B - No you cannot change out of your suit that we have paid £100 to hire in the evening to wear your own suit

To my bm (step sister) - The day is about me and my h2b and not you. You will have your chance at your own wedding next year

To PIL2B - No you cannot come to our house at 5am to wave us off on the day we go on honeymoon. I have booked a stretch limo to take us to the airport as a surprise for my husband and i want to share this with him and only him. You can look at the photos when we get back

Rant over! x

ok to my mum...its my wedding, my dress is cheap enough has it is, and what want i will have....no matter if you think its a waste of money!!!

to my eldest daughter....ull get the dress tht u all like has well has me, its not about you its about me and my day(she's 11 going on 12 and really really hard work every dress i point out she dont like).

to all the people who has something to say about my daughter wearing a suit like her dad and brother.....she's my daughter and she can wear whatever she wants!!!

ok thts all i need to say at the mo, im sure once time goes ill have alot mkore to rant about lol x ps.thnx for tht x

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To my Mother in Law to be - Ur son is marrying me, our wedding will be fantastic so bloody get over it and stop trying to cause trouble with us!!!
And if you can afford really expensive holidays/hair cuts, house etc I am sure you can afford to put something towards your sons bloody wedding!!

Brother in Law to be - Stop putting your nose into our business, we are adults and can what what we like when we like and argue wherever and whenever we like!!! Every couple argue's and stop texting me abuse!

Father in Law to be - A kilt is not a bloody skirt, its a scottish tradition, if you dont like them fine but dont slag then till you are blue in the face, i dont like top hats but dont see me complain, and bagpipes, well i will have them at our wedding, we are arranging it and I want pipes, dont like it dont bloody come!!!! No loss to me
Thats it all just seems to be my inlaw's who are not very nice people!!

Thank god they live in england and we are in scotland yipppeeeeeeeeeee

Oooh this looks fun!

MIL2B - No you cannot wear Indian dress to my very english style wedding! You are not Indian, nore are we nore is the theme of our wedding, you will look odd! and tbh I dont think I want FIL2B family to have anything to pick at about you during the day!

My Nan - No you cannot wear the outfit you wore to your wedding too my wedding! 1. its white.. 2. its a  little see through and not appropriate at all for my nan..

SIL2B - stop telling me it is too soon to do things, I am paying for the bridesmaid dress as are the other bridesmaids who want to pay for their own, also your not here rto pick, so If i find one I like I am getting it.. Yes you might loose weight but I could get the dress a month before and you could still loose weight, just tell the dressmaker and they will take that into consideration... Also dresses take 4 months to come and so deal with it! lol (actually in a mor epoliet way that is what i said to her)

My dad - Grrrrrr just wear a suit to match the groom and best man... I dont care that you have never heard of anyone doing this it is what people do!

H2B - Pay attention!!!! hehe I have told him this one but think it enough  that im adding it on

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April 2011

 

I love this

To my mum - it is my wedding. I will have what I like. You aren't paying, so your opinion, while valued, counts for very little.

To my sister - again, it's not your wedding so you cannot complain about what we choose to do with our money. Yes it's a lot of money, but we've spent a long time saving up for this, and you are going to enjoy it, so don't pretend you won't.

To my auntie - stop trying to make it sound like we're spending a fortune. We're spending less than you did on your second wedding. And if you think I am wasting money, you spent... (wait for, ladies...) FIFTEEEN GRAND on the UGLIEST watch I have EVER seen.

To my grandma - stop telling me you won't be able to come because you'll be 80 or dead. You'll be 79 and there is nothing wrong with you. Negativity.

To my mother in law to be - Please do not cough all over my wedding breakfast. No you can't smoke inside. Yes, you have to get dressed to come. And no you may not have prawn cocktail. And no, I am not having a baby before the wedding, because I have to finish university and work to get some money to pay for the wedding. And no, I am not bringing my, as yet, fictional children into your house where you spend all day chain smoking.

Ooo I feel no end better now lol x

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haha! fantastic!

To MIL2B - No you can't have a pink buttonhole becasue it doesn't match out colour scheme!

To a certain BM - get your head out of your a*se and book a flight the wedding is 9 weeks away and I don't know if you're definately going to be there!

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Stine x

 

♥♥♥ 26th June 2010 ♥♥♥

don't really have that much to say on this as everything seems to be going smoothly so far except...LOL at all your rants, it has made me giggle and i can just imagine the people saying those things lol xxx

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£15,000 watch!!!?? def cant say your spending to much on a wedding lol!

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April 2011

 

Oooh...this was fun last time...such a release!

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Sam, you have no idea. She reckons it will be an "heirloom" but it won't, because she's left it to my mum, and my mum says she's flogging it lol It's so hideous. Ergh. My bloody wedding, and lots of other peoples are costing far, far less, ridiculous woman lol x

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Oooo i have more now thinking on it...

SIL2B (BM) - no you can't have another dress fitting when i have mine fitted - I don't really want anyone to see my dress and  if you lose weight fine, but you can have another fitting seperately - and you can pay for it! £150 dress and £75 alterations is quite enough thankyou very much!

cousin - will you just RSVP already! how many times do I have to ask - if you dont want to come just bloody say so!

uhoh - Bridezilla is in danger of emerging!

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Stine x

 

♥♥♥ 26th June 2010 ♥♥♥

i'm a little confussed...why cant we say these things??  its your wedding you bloody well say what you want people!

H2Bs sister has been banned from ours after things she's said about me.  all guys going for suit fitting next week and i expect it'll all go down in the shop when my parents get face to face with H2bs,lol


say what you want ladies
xx

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Haha RedAJ2B! good point! I'll do anything for an easy life - but some of these things will need to be said eventually!

My dad says a wedding isn't a wedding without some sort of family scrap! lol!

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Stine x

 

♥♥♥ 26th June 2010 ♥♥♥

I have told everyone the honest answers to there questions, but have been poilet as to not hurt there feelings as I care about them..

Like my nan wantng to wear what she wore to her wedding, I was poliet in sayin "I dont think it will work because it is white" when I was thinking "noooooooooooooooooo I wasnt keen on it esp as it was kinda see through, she had black tights, not the best look for a 63 yr old lady"

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April 2011

 

Ooh time to unleash the bridezilla...

Mum:
1. You don't like the bridesmaid dresses - fair enough, you aren't paying for them nor are you expected to wear them.
2. No, I don't want my cousin (whom I have seen approx 4 times in my whole life) as a bridesmaid/flower girl.  And she is not cute.
3. I appreciate you paying for my dress however I don't like traditional wedding dresses and may even get one with STRAPS!  Also, I will not under any circumstances be wearing a veil or tiara.

BM -
1. It is not my fault you have big boobs, I want all my BM's to wear matching dresses so you will just have to sort out underwear solutions yourself. 
2. If I have enough money I will pay for your to get your hair done on the day but if not you can do it yourself, the day is actually not about you.

MOH - Please try and lose some weight before the wedding, you will look so much better in your dress if you do.

PIL2B - It would be nice if you could contribute anything whatsoever towards the wedding.

x

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Brilliant post!!!

To my work collegues - don't ask about about my wedding if your only going to complain to everyone in the office when I answer; no I don't go on about it - you asked in the first f****** place!!!

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To my Aunt- the hymns are OUR choice. If you don't like them, I'm not forcing you to come. Plus we want a piper and will have one. It is nothing to do with nationalism. (Don't have to say this as my mum did it for me!)

Mum- I love you to bits but we aren't getting things because we can't afford them its because we think they are a waste of money.

BIL2B- you will not ruin our wedding- unless you no longer want your balls. And your jokes about ruining our wedding actually really hurt. (H2B has asked FIL to tell him to stop it).

OOOHHHHH i love this post think mods should pin it!!!!

MOH will you bloody well call me when you say you will please we have LOADS TO SORT OUT!!!!

MUM will you please give me my budget its 20 weeks away and i need to sort the menu out GRRRRRRR

H2B will you flaming well do summat to help plan this wedding its your day as well as mine and you'll regret it later if you dont

Thats it for now but def think it needs to be pinned

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Ellie

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